Yeah. What a back breaking moment. I mean the whole package, wipe, wash, scrub, clean, shine, splash, arrange aw…my nails… oh I also had a little help from my doggy Piper..she messes things up I cleaned em up. We really worked in unison.
It has been 49 years since Malaysia had her independance. I’m putting a Sabah flag anyway…
Forwareded by my friend Simon.
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My job is stupid,
My day’s a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.
Nothing ever happens,
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray I don’t get canned.
My cubicle, my cubicle,
It’s 1 of 62,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that’s the truth.
When I give a sigh,
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.
And my cubicle, my cubicle,
It doesn’t have a view,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude.
My friend Anand sent me this one. Hmm…
Little David, who was Jewish, was failing math. His parents tried
everything. Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers,
and nothing helped. As a last resort, someone told them to try a
Catholic school.
“Those nuns are tough” they said.
David was soon enrolled at St. Mary’s. After school on the very first
day David ran through the door and straight to his room, without even
kissing his mother hello. He started studying furiously, books and
papers spread out over his room. Right after dinner he ran upstairs
without mentioning TV, and hit the books harder than before. His
parents were amazed.
This behavior continued for weeks, until report card day arrived.
David quietly laid the envelope on the table, and went to his room.
With great trepidation, his mother opened the report.
David had gotten an “A” in math!
She ran up to his room, threw her arms around him and asked, “David
honey, how did this happen? Was it the nuns?
“No!”, said David. “On the first day of school when I saw that guy
nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around!
