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Something I got in the mail this morning.

CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT’S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
‘GE’ WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON’T THINK SO.

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON’T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ‘WESTINGHOUSE’
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON’T THINK SO

THEN SHE SAYS,
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I’M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON’T
WANT TO FIX STEPS
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
‘ACE HARDWARE’ WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON’T THINK SO
I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I’M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS………………………….

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING..

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW’D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE ‘BETTY CROCKER’ WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON’T THINK SO!

I get my fuel from my music. Help me replace my guitar strings. Click the guitar.

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5 Comments so far

  1. sunsuron on July 19th, 2007

    I’ve seen this joke but I don’t like it.

  2. Site Admin Kay Stanford Jr Kastum on July 19th, 2007

    Sunsuron- Perhaps not one of the best..

  3. cindy on July 19th, 2007

    LOL!!!! :mrgreen:
    Hey, I’m a Betty Crocker user tau. I love her cookbooks too!

  4. papajoneh on July 19th, 2007

    Oh my gracious one… i pray this will not happen to me. I promise i fix everything quickly. I got LG, GE, Stanley, you name it on my forehead. I can fix it all. Just don’t let this happen to me. :)

  5. Site Admin Kay Stanford Jr Kastum on July 19th, 2007

    I will fix the roof too

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