Insurance Joke for you!
photo credit: Jan Tik
Since most of us has some form of term life insurance in some way, perhaps you may get this joke. Nahh.. you don’t have to be on a policy to get this one…
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.” The agent replied, “Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn’t work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.” There was a long pause before Susan replied, “Then I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.”
Let’s go to Tioman
photo credit: rasmuscleve
Hmm.. looks like the sun burn from Our Recent Sipadan trip have yet to heal and now it’s time for another Sun, Sea and Celebration.. tonight say after 8pm, we will be making a trip to another island. Tioman Island to be exact.
I just hope I have packed all the essentials. Towel, toothpaste, ukulele.. the usuals… curvatrim?? nah… maybe next year. LoL!
So for the rest of our usual gangs who will be back to Sabah for the Pesta Kaamatan Festival, enjoy yourself to the max. And to my family members who are making a trip to Sarawak to meet the relatives… have fun.
Be safe people. Love and peace! You know who you are.
Christmas countdown note from a friend..
How to make the days goes faster when you counting for a big day like Christmas?
1. Staying in bed 12 hours a day
2. Watch 10 movies a day. **Ii cannot afford to buy 10 DVD per day, but I have my DirectTV! Hey its worth it you know, $1 per day? Who doesn’t wan’t that? Heee**
3. Eating slowly hoping that when I finish eating, the clock will show almost midnight.
4. Fixing my DirectTV satelite . It will takes some times because I don’t know how to fix it.
5. ‘Facebooking’, saying hi to everyone in the list. This will costs you 6 hours 
6. Trying to convince someone to buy me a satellite DirectTV …. well two is better than one. I need it urgently…Please donate.
*Look s like someone has to claim all these and purchase a receipt printer so they can keep tab on these purchases…(If it ever happens… am I making sense here..???) ha ha!
