Here’s something to start off your Monday:

‘Hello?’

‘Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’

‘No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’

After a brief pause, Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’

‘Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.’

Brief Pause. ‘Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’

‘Okay Daddy, just a minute.’

………………….

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. ‘I did it Daddy.’

‘And what happened honey?’

‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!’

‘Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?’

‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, ‘Swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?’

No, this is 486-5713…..

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This was in circa 1940’s. Imagine if we still have such adverts around.? Perhaps the Nuffnang ad or Google Ads will have keywords like “more bloggers prefer Marlboro than any other brands” or maybe “join our affiliate program and get one carton of Camel for free!” I wonder who did the market research for Camel back then..?

I do smoke every now and then. Yes it is dangerous to health. So is eating canned food and walking on KL streets at night.

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Have you judged a person just by their appearance? Well be honest now shall we. I know I have. Time and time again I have reminded myself that never..I mean never judge a book by it’s cover!

Here’s Paul Potts. (Not Pol Pot the leader of the communist movement known as the Khmer Rouge). For the show Britain’s got talent, Paul really made an impression on the judges as well as the audience when some of them actually shed a tear.

So next the next time you see a garbage collector wearing boardshorts on the street, picture this, maybe he’s a fantastic guitar player.?

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Here he is as a reverend..

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