This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, “A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you’re at it, have one yourself.”

“Well thank you sir,” says the barman and proceeds to pour everyone their drinks.

Moments later the guy shouts, “Another whisky for me, and the same again for everyone else.”

The bartender looks a little worried now and says, “Excuse me sir, but don’t you think you should pay me for that last round first?”

The guy slurs, “I can’t. I don’t have any money.” With this the bartender flies into a rage and literally throws the guy out of the bar.

About twenty minutes later though the guy staggers back in and shouts out, “A double whisky for me, and a drink for all my friends.”

“I suppose you’ll be offering me a drink too?” the barman asks, marvelling at the guy’s nerve.

“Not likely,” slurs the guy, “you get nasty when you’ve had a drink!”

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The thing about wedding receptions is, they are fun. You get to see happy couples looking forward to a great future together. It is also evident that the trend for today’s wedding reception would normally involve candid photo sideshows, candid video scenes… you know, the natural look-kind-of…well…. look.

I was in a friend’s wedding reception in Tropicana Golf and Country Club and it sure feels like I’m in the wine of the month club. To my friend Edward , may both of you be blessed with all the good things in life. Have a great journey buddy!

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T’he boss called his assistant in and told him that he was taking the afternoon off to play golf, leaving the assistant in charge of the office. When the boss had left, the assistant said to his secretary, ‘As the boss won’t be back today, I think I’ll slip off early. I’ll nip home and have a couple of hours in the garden with my wife.’

Arriving home a short time later, he was walking past the sitting-room window. He glanced in and saw his wife on the sofa locked in a close embrace with the boss. He ran quickly back to his car and drove back to the office. ‘I’ll never take a chance like that again!’ he said breathlessly to his secretary. ‘I was nearly caught!’

Happy Bosses Day bosses!!

*Maybe it’s time for the assistant to install some new security systems in his house! LoL!

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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush
restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady
swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to
drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear
she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My goodness!” says the wife. “Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?”

..now back to work people!

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