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Beer is better than water

BeerAs Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli bacteria) found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of of human and animal shit.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = shit, ……….Beer and wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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*I suggest us beer drinkers to get an online auto insurance quote! :P

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Send the bill to my Brother in Law

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, ‘No health insurance.’

The Nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’

The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you?’

He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.’

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, ‘Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God.’

The patient replied, ‘Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’

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Harold and Kumar 2, Escape from Guantanamo Bay

I have just done watching this movie and I gotta tell you it rocks big time! *word of caution, this is definitely not for the kids and those who are easily offended!

If you love their first movie called “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” (2004) then you are gonna love this one hundred times better. Full of unexpected funny scenes, lotsa ‘what the …?’ stuff and ‘woohooo..yummy’ and I almost felt for these guys when it came to them dealing with their emotional feelings towards this girls that they love.. ha ha..I mean you just got to watch this. Check out what the President have to say about this movie. you’ll get the idea… watch it. (Not available in your local cinema that’s for sure)

So invest in some good popcorn machines, sit back and enjoy the hilarious ride!

Some clips from the movie
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How to handle public toilets that you don’t trust

Any other method? :P

Tandas Toilet

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