Cheating wife
Here’s something to start off your Monday:
I get my fuel from my music. Help me replace my guitar strings. Click the guitar.‘Hello?’
‘Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’
‘No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’
After a brief pause, Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’
‘Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.’
Brief Pause. ‘Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’
‘Okay Daddy, just a minute.’
………………….
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. ‘I did it Daddy.’
‘And what happened honey?’
‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!’
‘Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?’
‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, ‘Swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?’
No, this is 486-5713…..
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ROTFLMAOWMLUITA!
Wombat- What on earth does that mean man? I only know the first few… ha ha.
Buarkhhkgh… warhhkargh!! (ketawa tahap Gaban) tiau!! salah nombor pulak..
p/s : yala.. WTF is that wombat!! Berkulut lidah sia mempronounce that word.
moral of the story: it is better not to have swimming pool in your house…
hahahahaha….
Yeah. But swimming pool can also clarify your home number.
ahaha funny.
OMG! that’s pure gold!
LMAO! Brilliant, that was absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the Monday funnies
Delasagos- I almost fell off my office chair reading it too!
Edgar- Maybe huh?
NickPhillips- Happy to know that too man!
Funny?
Hahahaha!! Stupidddd!!!
LOL!
today tuesday.. and i just started my laugh.. hahahahaha…. cilaka!
Hahahahahaha.. itu lah akibatnya orang men”cheating”.. Oh well, perhaps Daddy did the other Daddy a favour. LOL!