I’m getting a divorce
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. ‘I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.’
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.
The husband speaks again, ‘I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it,’ he says, ‘because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a far better lover than you are.’
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75.
He pushes his luck, ‘I want the house,’ he says insistently.
Up to 80.
‘I want the car, too,’ he continues.
85 mph.
‘And,’ he says, ‘I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!’
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, ‘Isn’t there anything you want?’
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. ‘No, I’ve got everything I need,’ she says.
‘Oh, really,’ he inquires, ’so what have you got?’
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles, ‘The airbag.’
*Should have kept the moving pods…
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Waaahh!! Kalau bikin drama swasta ni story barula gempak! Those makcik2 yang tinguk sure ada yang nangis, ada yg geram, ada jugak yg termelatah tekejut (yg last part).
Eshark- I can imagine the wife showing her devilish smile before the impact…
*four paws in the air*
Yeah! Now that’s freakin awesome. I could imagine the wife should be look someone like Dynaz..
Never heard of anything like haaha. That’s a real cool divorce… And that’s close to kamikaze haaha;D
Wombat- Don’t know what that means but I think it’s a male gesture?? he he
Eshark- ..imagine… that’s her last smirk you will ever see.
Arms- Word of advice. Never let your gal drive the car when you are about to spill the beans if you know what I’m sayin’…
Nothing beats a sweet revenge. Hehe!
eEmily- Yeah. You ladies sometimes have all the fun..
Air bag still works at 85 mph meh?
The hubby pun ’sot’..spill the bean at the wrong time wrong place hahaha.. 
Gurangak- You mean does it deploy at that speed or will it be able to save you going that fast? I don’t know man. Will try this theory in future. (but make sure the car has dual airbags)
Tekazut sia! Ingat siapa!
PaPaJ- Sometimes, blogs has real hidden messages. Just like your contest, you need to decipher them.
Ahem! I hope you have airbags in your car. LOL!!
The guy could still pull the hand break wat…?
Cindy- First I need to get in the car together.
Richie- Guess he did not expect that.
Hidden messages indeed….
Anyways, the wife’s eerie smile is freaking me out! LOL! I will only do that if I confirm I’m like that cheerleader in heroes. hahaha..