Me and the Rat, it’s time to draw the line once and for all
I’m sure every living human beings out there would have at least experienced seeing a rat either running, stealing, or a dead one. I see that almost everyday on the road side. (must be the ones who lost a mating contest..)
Anyway, there was this rat (could be more of them) who has been stealing my dried chilly. My washing
machine happens to be next to it and that has become it’s dining table. It’s a mess everywhere… I’m fine with that Mr Rat. You were hungry and you had to eat. I can forget what you’ve done and perhaps maybe even let you eat more. But now you have gone a little too much by having a party in my guest room, on my couch and even on my bed! How did I found out? You left your beautiful looking shit (I thought it was black beans) all over. Although they were dry and doesn’t really made so much mess, I still prefer the ‘tahi cicak’ compared to yours.
Have all the fun tonight and tomorrow because this weekend, I have a surprise for ya! I’m sorry to say that our relationship will have to end in a tragic way. After all I am still the master of the house. For now I will be cleaning up your mess just for a little while….
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Please make it a quick goodbye..
Cindy- Oh I hope so!
The real reason why I adopt a cat in my room. Even after getting a cat of my won, my mum also follows. Now we have 4 cats.
Get Mr. Super Rat Glue to help ya. Hehehhe…
Bernard- Rat glue mau kasi mati lagi. I thought of buying that trap like in Tom and Jerry one. Snap Action!
Snap lagi bagus. But in my house, they already know about that. Rat glue is the most effective for my family. Kasi letak ikan masin yang gred tinggi lagi di tengah2. Hehehhe…
Astaga, funny lah ur post this kay hahahahah
Well bubye ratty rats!
after you are done with the rat, post it here. need to learn how you get rid of it (or them). i have one tiny one keep visiting my bedroom. cilaka!
Still remember my dad used to trap rats and leave them to slowly die under the hot sun! kesian, but come to think of it, they’re rats. huge ones.
Regina- They are happy for now, wild party and stuff. Let them be….
CCarol- Yes Chegu. This saturday I’m going shopping on how to best murder a rat.
Elvie- Sounds cruel and interesting..
My dad too did the same thing. Leave them slowly to slowly die under the hot sun. There is one occasion that one of the rat survive for 3-4 hour because it hid behind the pokok shadow. I relocate the cage, within 1 hour, the rat die. Hehhe..
Bernard- I was thinking more of a ‘quick and painless death’ for em cute rats.