No such thing as ‘Clean’ politician?

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Happy Monday. I feel sorry for you too.

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu…

Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Ministers (Prime, Defense, Roadworks etc) : $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference
for the Politicians?”

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of
crap, it takes all morning.”

4 Comments so far

  1. nimrodjo on July 14th, 2008

    AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  2. nyst.wysrt on July 14th, 2008

    AGREE… Maybe too much ‘commissions’ makes it hard to clean.. I suggest use Registry Cleaner..haha d[-_-]b

  3. ben on July 14th, 2008

    I think, being human, no matter how “holy” a politician is to start with, it’s just a matter of time before s/he gets corrupted. Therefore need mechanisms in place…

  4. Kay Stanford Jr Kastum on July 15th, 2008

    Nimrodjo- With excitement lagi…

    nyst.wysrt- No ‘crack’ version I hope.. :)

    Ben- I’ll second that. That includes me. Sometimes I blog during ‘other times’ he he he…

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