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Send the bill to my Brother in Law

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, ‘No health insurance.’

The Nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’

The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you?’

He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.’

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, ‘Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God.’

The patient replied, ‘Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’

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2 Comments so far

  1. Bernard on August 11th, 2008

    Hahaha… Best answer at the right moment. :lol:

  2. papajoneh on August 14th, 2008

    when comes to this type of joke…. hmm, no comment.

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