Why I fired my damn secretary
Something to close the weekend.
Last week was my birthday
> and I didn’t feel very well
> waking up on that morning.
>
> I went downstairs for breakfast
> hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
> ‘Happy Birthday!’,
> and possibly have a small present for me.
>
> As it turned out,
> she barely said good morning,
> let alone
> ‘ Happy Birthday.’
>
> I thought…
>
> Well, that’s marriage for you,
> but the kids…
> They will remember.
>
> My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
> and didn’t say a word.
> So when I left for the office,
> I felt pretty low
> and somewhat despondent.
>
> As I walked into my office,
> my secretary Jane said,
> ‘Good Morning Boss,
> and by the way
> Happy Birthday ! ‘
> It felt a little better
> that at least someone had remembered.
>
> I worked until one o’clock ,
> when Jane knocked on my door
> and said, ‘You know,
> It’s such a beautiful day outside,
> and it is your Birthday,
> what do you say we go out to lunch,
> just you and me.’
> I said, ‘Thanks, Jane,
> that’s the greatest thing
> I’ve heard all day.
> Let’s go !’
>
> We went to lunch.
> But we didn’t go
> where we normally would go.
> She chose instead at a quiet bistro
> with a private table.
> We had two martinis each
> and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
>
> On the way back to the office,
> Jane said, ‘You know,
> It’s such a beautiful day…
> We don’t need to go straight back to the office,
> Do We ?’
>
> I responded,
> ‘I guess not.
> What do you have in mind ?’
> She said,
> ‘Let’s drop by my apartment,
> it’s just around the corner.’
>
>
>
>
>
> After arriving at her apartment,
> Jane turned to me and said,
> ‘ Boss, if you don’t mind,
> I’m going to step into the bedroom
> for just a moment.
> I’ll be right back.’
> ‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.
>
> She went into the bedroom and,
> after a couple of minutes,
> she came out
> carrying a huge birthday cake …
> Followed
> by my wife,
> my kids,
> and dozens of my friends
> and co-workers,
> all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.
>
>
> And I just sat there…
>
>
>
> On the couch…
>
>
>
> Naked.
oh my god lol
Read it b4..but still cant help myself LOL.. Imagine it happened to u Kay.. hahahaha..
Haaha… so funny… where did you get this? True story ka? Gosh!
Alamak..I just woke up to check my mails and there was this Blog Alert and I must say i was feeling kind of down but after reading this poem, I laughed so much that my spirits are up again. Wow, I almost cried tears from laughing. Good One
Cheers
Clement
ElfieJane-
Gurangak- Well… it may happen.. ha ha
Arms- Yeah. Happened to me the other night. Now I have no secretary…
Clement- It’s a beautiful day anyway. Seize the day!
well that’s why you should never trust anybody..huahuahuahua.. Anyway send my regard to aunt charlene… uhuhuhuhu hope can meet you soon…
LOL! This never fails to crack me up everytime I read it!
Do i need to laugh anymore??
Girl-… except Kay Stanford Jr Kastum. Aunty Charlene… hmmm…
Jacq- Actually that’s a horror story… he he
Nimrodjo- .. you missed 2 laughs.
OMG! I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry!! I was like, *GAsssSSsPP!!!!!* and then just diam ni!! After that baru I laugh!! Hahahaha!! Memang horror lah!
itu lah makanya…jgn terlalu fikir benda yg bukan2.. bagus juga utk pengajaran kan
RatuSyura- Yeah.. I could imagine the horror on my face when that happens. Ha ha..
inobongproper- Yes bos.
LOL I can image lah!