Why is Chuck Norris always better than the rest?
Do you know that Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch? He decides WHAT TIME IT IS. Yeah. Just like how Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost..
Here are some more Chuck Norris Facts.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice!
-Chuck Norris don’t need weight loss pills, weight loss pills needs Chuck Norris! (I made that up)
Okay. And this one is the coolest part. Do you know that Google can’t find Chuck Norris? I’m Serious. Here’s the Google search link.
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great… the watch company must have hated Chuck Norris.
and the pill co too.
He’s very famous in the online game I used to play – World of Warcraft. There’s SO MANY jokes about Chuck Norris that you’ll get sick of reading it everyday!
PaPa- No one hate Chuck Norris, if you hate him, he will know and he will find you and make sure you admit you like him and he is the best!
Cindy- I noticed that. It’s everywhere. Really funny the way they do it. Reminds me of a friend who will always know someone who is better than whatever cool thing I know about another person… lol!
LOL!!This is funny!
Emelda- Tell me about it. I never knew Chuck Norris was this incredible.